PETER PAN

PETER PAN

Alias: Pete
Other Characters?: n/a
Movie: Finding Nemo. loljk
Group: hero

Here I Go:
Well, hiya! The name's Peter. Call me 'Pete' and I'll kill ya. I'm sorta the best warrior in all of Neverland, and I'm just a kid! Kinda sad if ya ask me. Then again..my only competition is an old man with only one hand. I got rid of him once, but I'm kinda glad he's back, even though I have no idea how. He just appeared randomly after I fed him to the croc. Whatever-- it's sorta boring not having him to annoy all the time. I always beat him, so it ain't like I got anything to worry about.

How do I manage to do it? Well, I've got Tink, of course! She helps me to fly. Hook, oh, he's the old guy, can't fly. I think he's pretty jealous, so it's fun to fly all up in his face. It's not even that hard! All ya need is faith, trust, and pixie dust. The trust part only happens if you've got a happy thought, so that's what keeps Hook from flying. He's depressing, really, but not for me! I don't get depressed. What would I have to be sad about? I never hafta get old. I can fly around and fight pirates and go on adventures with Tink and the lost boys forever.

Tink, aah, she's my fairy. What?! You don't believe in-- don't say that! Are ya crazy?! 'Course you believe in fairies. How would I have a fairy if they didn't exist? That obviously makes no sense. The lost boys are like my brothers, and we have lotsa fun. Betcha you couldn't use a sword when you were 12, but we're all pretty handy with one. We hafta be with all the fighting going on in Neverland. Pirates can be real fun to fight with, but they're also real greedy and they're always tryin' to take our home from us. They'll never really take over though. Even if we couldn't stop them, the mermaids would. Ya can't get anywhere in your ship if the mermaids don't wancha to, trust me. Unless yur me and ya have a fairy. Again, we all know those grumps don't got fairies.

We got lotsa cool stuff here in Neverland. Fairies, Indians, pirates, mermaids, and almost anything else you can think of. Here, I have powers. If I'm sick or mad, the weather goes bad. 'Course, that pretty much never happens.. so it's always spring here. The only time I can ever remember with bad weather here was when I hadta save Wendy. She's a great story-teller, and Hook wanted her all to himself. I liked having her around, but I don't see much of her anymore. She went back home..to grow up. I think that's crazy, but I couldn't convince her to stay. Doesn't matter much..because I know I'll be happy as long as I don't leave.