ALADDIN

ALADDIN

Alias: max
Other Characters?: none...yet
Movie: aladdin
Group: hero

Here I Go: Who am I? Seriously? Maybe if i turn around- put on the hat- still nothing? Not even a guess? Oh... Well I'm the future King of Agrabah.... Yeah, okay, I know, it's hard to believe. Kid like me in line for the throne? Ha. Ha ha ha. I got ya. But, you know, it wasn't always this way. I was just your regular kid on the street. Just another guy, trying to get by. Regular guy, who uh... just so happened to find a magic lamp, fall in love with a princess, and uh, unleash what could have been the greatest force of destruction ever on to the entire universe.. But, that's all taken care of now, so don't worry about it.

So what was I saying? Right. So, I'm normal. Really. You want to talk weird, genie's downstairs. Big blue guy, can't miss him. But seriously. All this destiny-shmeshiny "diamond in the rough" stuff? That wasn't even me. That was Jafar- oh wait a- you heard of him? And not me? Really? I can't believe - okay, fine. so Jafar was the sultan's "highest" adviser and also. more importantly, just about the craziest power hungry psychopath ever. And I'm not just saying that because he tried to kill me... and then he tried again... and then he tried again. You almost felt bad for him in the end. He really did put a lot of effort into it.

Soo uh, you wanted to know about that "greatest force of destruction ever on to the entire universe". Heh. Funny story. Okay. So there was this guy - who wasn't me - who did something really really stupid - yeah, okay, so it was me. I'm really good at that kind of stuff. No, like, seriously, it's a gift. But anyway, crazy power hungry psychos and phenomenal cosmic powers are not a good combination. It's kind like when you give Abu-- hey, hey, okay, calm down Abu I won't tell them.

Right. So this little guy, he's Abu, and he's going to be my highest adviser. Yeah, it's allowed.I know it doesn't say - hey, it doesn't say you can't have a monkey as an adviser. Anyway, he's just about the best partner you could ask for, ever. Not to be mistaken with Jasmine, the most beautiful, intelligent, amazing, spirited - oh, oh, we're done? - Yeah, that's okay, I've got future-sultan stuff to be doing anyway. Very important, exclusive - yeah, yeah, okay, we're gonna go play tricks on the guards. Shush.